A homemade Rupert the Bear with human baby hands and a pull string that doesn’t work. I, for one, am happy that this bear is silent.

I HAVE FOUND THE ABSOLUTE WORST BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF PRINT

The my pillow guy wrote an autobiography and then made the cover a horrifying winky-dink, this exists now

I found this little guy! I loved him so much I had to buy him

But despite the fact I loved him deep down his face was… upsetting. I didn’t like the gummy smile and the missing eyebrows(?) and how lifeless he looked. So this is how he looks after an hour of carefully painting his nose back on fully, filling in those wittle brows, giving him a buck tooth, and that cute red blush!

Petrified banana extract potentially with mosquitoes from the 1950s that will be used to reserect humanity in a jurassic park style act of hubris by some future aliens

Shifty will have a table set up at Mission Dispensary in Worcester, Massachusetts on May, 5 2023 from noon to 5! That day happens to also be the founding day of this blog, so come say Happy Anniversary for a free Beet Poot anniversary bag! We always try to bring an interesting spread of our original merch and thrifted nonsense for your shopping pleasure. There will be food, music, and a bunch of other vendors, too! Since this is a dispensary, this is a 21+ event. We have a venue nearby for some all ages stuff that is pending. Postponed til further notice!

Other places I’ll be that you should check out: Motern Extravaganza 2023! At a secret location North of Boston, May 20th from 2pm-11pm. Tickets are $25 each and include 2 movies and a 75 song live show! Tell him Shifty sent you and maybe we can convince him to do our song live again next year! Matt is a talented guy, and his Extravaganzas are always a blast!

1, cute pin I got for my fiance ♡

2, “Mommys Gettin Up Chair” ?????

3, spooky homemade deer? mask

4, just a whole wall of crucifixes

5, buckets of free tetanus and miscellaneous silver wear/cooking utensils!

6, two hand saws paint one painted with maybe Elvis Presley and the only possible Joe DiMaggio????

7, new boot goofin in the thigh high fringe boots

8, barbie mansion that astoundingly seems to still have all or most of its parts stiff

9, crochet doll is displeased with your presence

Almighty optical illusion

Found in a Roy Castle Lung Cancer Foundation charity shop, Manchester.

I discovered it had a finger puppet like mechanism behind its head that could allow you to move the eyes around.