This very large painting of a goose that has seen horrors beyond our human comprehension, at an antique store in Healdsburg, CA.

The saddest little egg doll, a very intense eagle helmet, a ceramic double headed cartoon bird, teacups that reminded me of Cuphead, an angry porcelain goose, and a very lovely table of china and glassware!

All found at yard sales around NH.

A friend and a boy found at Goodwill in Champlin, MN

A helpful reminder, some fucked up safety stickers from the nineties, Asparugus Pitcher, and duck who’s pissed the hell off picking fruits

Knoxville, TN

Some questionable things from the goodwill in crestveiw, florida

Also a small goose that I got from waterfront in the same town

trip to the goodwill in boone, iowa. featuring

-hustle clock

-a baby bottle pictureframe with an ultrasound in it????

-talking santa bowl

-bag of rocks and fake leaves

-beautiful duck

-comically large spoon wall decor

-that one big mouth game. i would never trust this from a damn goodwill

-dooot

-an incredibly judgemental statue of a girl

not pictured: a bracelet and lamp that i actually bought

Gussy

I regret leaving Godzilla, so I might go back later this week

Badly painted birdy. These dinosaurs that look like they were made of plastic but were actually ceramic

I brought home the toys in the last 2 pictures and the goose that was judging the Buddha figurines

All found at Kringloopbedrijf Oss, The Netherlands

Had a heck of a time at the thrift store with my mom yesterday, highlights including

1) The Colin Mochrie guardian angel

2) A dapper goose

3) A baby and a stoned looking dog

4) BOOTLEG BABY YODA (which had me doubled over laughing when I turned the corner and found it at eye level)

5) I think that CD may have songs on it

6) A hairy belly fanny pack that I thought really hard about buying

7) A tray that genuinely confused me, but the art was kinda nice

8) A Mexican Coke bottle, y'know, like literal garbage, for 90¢

9) Really ugly dog art

And as a bonus:

10) a set of s&m toys that I found in the toy department, still new in box, on top of some children’s books, which my mother and I purchased as a joke

All of these lovely items were found at Village Discounts in Akron, OH

I wish I had the accomodations to grace her presence

Idk if this counts but this little lad I found in my late grandmothers stuff

Goose cologne, anyone?

resale shop in Houghton, MI

1. A painting of a cat, he seemed like a polite young man.

2. Soup Bible. Idk what a “warming pottage’ is but it sounds interesting

3. NEVER-ENDING GOOSE (Geese?)

All found in charity shops in the UK :)