Was helping a friend move and found these... the mouse pad haunts my nightmares.

Damn, Peter Griffin absolutely serving in that lip shade

You will die in seven days.

I want the blue m&m to cum inside me

Unsettlingly yonic ceramic cabbage, from a trip to Savers Worcester ages ago.

Sorry Lads, I don't have a funny one for this. It's just straight up cussy

FREE termites?! my god, what a bargain

ACNH bug off prize

Wooden dinosaur light switch cover.

his posture is all
"it aint gonna flick itself!"

The thrift store near me opened back up and had what I can only assume to be a butthole cleaning wand on display at the front

ah yes, I never feel sexier or as confident as when I’ve got a cleeeean old butthole! now when my cats insist on showing me theirs, I can proudly show mine right back! lol

A Thotful spot sign, a bunny with very tall ears (which I bought) and a cursed Groot water bottle

From Brookville PA Goodwill!

Thotful spot: Wherever you go, there you are.

yes they were from the same seller

FURniture for me and my future husbands home 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩