GOD IS WATCHING
PLEASE PAY THE CASHIER.
I found it in my grandparents attic
Hey, ya know who could use some fan art? That weird unfinished attic-homunculus that @randomitemdrop (me), @shiftythrifting (not me), and whoever submitted it (also not me) have joint custody of. Good ol’ Uncle Blasp

I LOVE UNCLE BLASP THIS IS SO GOOD
Damn, Peter Griffin absolutely serving in that lip shade
You will die in seven days.
I want the blue m&m to cum inside me
Sorry Lads, I don't have a funny one for this. It's just straight up cussy
We got new stuff in the Normal Human Store this morning!
The human crop is in.


somebody mentioned crop tops, okay
HOLY SHIT CRAB
Thirst trap
Our Father, who art in Heaven, horny be thy main.

FREE termites?! my god, what a bargain
ACNH bug off prize
his posture is all
"it aint gonna flick itself!"
GOD IS WATCHING
PLEASE PAY THE CASHIER.

The thrift store near me opened back up and had what I can only assume to be a butthole cleaning wand on display at the front
ah yes, I never feel sexier or as confident as when I’ve got a cleeeean old butthole! now when my cats insist on showing me theirs, I can proudly show mine right back! lol
Thotful spot: Wherever you go, there you are.
Denim robe from a 90s wizard
please do not say jizzard to me
My bad, jorceror.
you know i’m not powerful on my own, i’m more of a jorlock sort
Denim robe from a 90s wizard
please do not say jizzard to me
My bad, jorceror.
you know i’m not powerful on my own, i’m more of a jorlock sort

I feel like I’ve been cursed just for taking a picture of this thing.
(Villa Rica, GA)