“I asked God for a miracle. He sent me my FREAKING SEXY GIRLFRIEND. Falling in love with her I had no control. Loving her is my perfect choice. Mess with her, not even God can save you from my anger.”

Found by my wife and I in a Value Village in Ontario (along with many other fandom shirts. This may have been the end of an era for someone.)

found this hoodie in Brazil and i had to buy it (also currently wearing it). the “camping is dangerous” looks like a whisper and i absolutely lost it.